Famous Hackney Songs

WHO’S THAT TEAM? (to the tune of Ico-Ico)

Whose that team in the red & black?
Mighty, mighty Hackney
From defence up to attack
Mighty, mighty Hackney
Talk about Hackney
Hackney Hackney,
Hackney Mighty,
mighty Hackney
Check out Hackney that’s our name
Hackney gonna rule this game

(To the tune of Blue moon)

Haaaccccckkkknnnnneeeyyyy
It’s just like watching Brazil
But we are more of a thrill
And we love you HACK-NEY!

(Lyrics, to the tune of Amarillo by Tony Christie:)

Show me the way to Hackney Marshes
We’ll show you our fantastical passes
Show me the way to Hackney Marshes
That¡¦s where my trophy waits for me

Sha la la    la la laa laa
HACKNEY
Sha la la    la la laa laa
HACKNEY
Sha la la    la la laa laa
HACKNEY

That’s where my trophy waits for me

THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING 

You keep playing games you shouldn’t be playing
You keep drawing games you’re meant to lose
You keep missing when you oughta be scoring
And now someone else is drinkin’ all the booze

These boots they play for Hackney
And that’s just what they’ll do
And one of these days these boots
Are gonna score a goal or two

You keep playing where you shouldn’t be playing
You keep losing when you oughta win
You keep raving when you oughta be a saving
And you keep playing when you’re out of your skin

These boots they play for Hackney
And that’s just what they’ll do
And one of these days these boots
Are gonna score a goal or two

You keep drinking when you should be playing
You keep smoking when you oughta quit . Ha!
I just found me a brand new pair of astros
But my football shirt still doesn’t fit

These boots they play for Hackney
And that’s just what they’ll do
And one of these days these boots
Are going top of Division 1

GOAL, GOAL, GOAL

Goal Goal Goal Hackney Hackney Hackney Goal Goal Goal Stick it in the net! Goal Goal Goal Hackney Hackney Hackney Goal Goal Goal
We haven’t scored one yet! (repeat until bored)

RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON ME ‘EAD

Lorraine Drops a footbal on me ‘ead
I’ve got hang-over and should be in my bed
Trainings not for me
‘cos I’m never gonna stop Lorraine by complainin’
Because I’m free no ones tackling me!

THE HACKNEY CONVOY (to the tune of the Deadwood Stage)
Written in 2000 hence some squad changes

The hackney convoys comin’ on over the plain
we’ve just turned right and now we’ve lost Lorraine
Lottie’s got a map she’s leading the way
we’ll play away we’ll play away we’ll play away

The hackney convoys comin’ on over the hills
Robyn shoots by in her new set of wheels
Naina and Mems aren’t playing today
They’ve gone away They’ve gone away They’ve gone away

Well there is Chris and Tabs on mobile phones talking to each other
Dr. Becks takes cover in the ba-ack
The hackney women are squabbling over the kit
Jo’s boil wash had made it shrink to fit
Big Ange’s got a small when she needs a large
Who’s in charge Who’s in charge Who’s in charge

Well we are warming up smoking fags Kim’s a moving target
Angie has an ice-cream, does her hair – yeah!
Kate Churley is playing everywhere
The Lycra Sensations clashing with her hair
Wendy’s up front, she should be back there
We’ve had a scare We’ve had a scare We’ve had a scare

Helen in attack, Sammy at right back though they weren’t at training
Trigger is sustaining the back line – Fine!
Sweet pea has just stuck one in the net
Lou placed a shot, which Zitta tried to get
Mon takes then on, bought down from behind

“Sort it out rif” “Sort it out rif” “Sort it out rif”
Sort it out Ref

Wendy Rankin(to the tune of Ico-Ico)

Who got us lost in the countryside?
Wendy Wendy Rankin
Couldn’t read a map to save her life
Wendy Wendy Rankin.
Talk about Wendy (wendy)
Wendy (Wendy)
Wendy Wendy Rankin.

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